Fun Friend Facts

Zero Fox #1138
4/17/82
She/Her
Position: Blocker+
Fun Fact: TBD
From Ohio
Started derby: 2015

Sess #43
5/15/97
She/Her
Position: Jammer
Fun Fact: TBD
From Milwaukie, OR
Started derby: 2012

Judge Booty #785
11/1/1995
They/Them
Position: Jammer
Fun Fact: Went skydiving the day they turned 18
From Topeka, Kansas
Started derby: 2019

Lady Painicorn #888
3/17/83
She/Her
Position: Blocker - Very occasionally I will jam
Fun fact: I played ice hockey for six years so forgive me if I commit a clockwise block, it's just ingrained in me!
Birthplace: Fremont, CA (Bay Area)
Started derby: 2012

doomsday poppet #134
9/18/76
She/Her
Position: Pivot
Fun fact: Plant Goddess
Born in Hollywood, FL
Started derby: End of 2014

Witch Slap #37
12/28/94
she/her
Position: Jammer
Fun fact about you: I have extra cartilage in my elbows and can turn my arms all the way around.
From: Ohio
Started derby: 2018

Slamagotchi #96
3/28/93 (Don’t post birthday anywhere, friends only)
they/them
Position: TBD :)
Fun fact: big nerd, hardcore animal crossing fan, loves heist movies, cute things, and the ocean
From: Virginia
Started derby: 2022!

Knitty Gritty #324
3/24/88
she/her
Position: Blocker
Fun fact: I'm secretly a 94 year old professional knitter
From: Buffalo, NY
Started derby: 2016

Beg #77
12/7
she/her
Position: Blocker/pivot
Fun fact: Bad at hide and seek, speaks several languages
From: Ohio
Started derby: 2010

Sunny #86
9/28
she/her
Position: Blocker
Fun fact: Started Derby at age 12
From: Portland, OR
Started derby: 2012

Zoom Zoom Boom #13
11/30
she/her
Position: Blocker
Fun fact: From a tropical island
From: Awahua Hawaii
Started derby: 2014

Alpaca Punch #82
4/12
she/her
Position: Blocker
Fun fact: Loves Karaoke!
From: San Diego, CA
Started derby: 2014

Sucker Punch #905
2/28/2000
she/her
Position: Blocker
Fun fact: A vet assistant working on veterinary technician license
From: Lebanon, OR
Started derby: 2015

Valkyrie Vegas #217
12/9
she/her
Position: Flight School/NSO
Fun fact: I never thought about doing derby until I met teammates cosplaying as GLOW at comic con. After meeting them, I wanted to do whatever they were doing… little did I know it meant I got to hit people and bruise a lot.
From: Born in CA but raised in FL
Started derby: Fall 2019

Wino Rhino #509
48
she/her
Position: Jammer
Fun fact: Lived in Valencia, Spain
From: Brookings, OR
Started derby: 2016

Ballzzz (short for Lizardballzzz) #410
9/14/1982
she/her
Position: Pivot, sometimes Jammer
Fun fact: Uhhhhh
From: Army Brat - Born in Germany, spent most of the latter part of my child hood in MD, so I say I'm from MD
Started derby: 2015

Knockems Raezor #314
12/13/1986
she/her
Position: Pivot
Fun fact: I eat bananas upside down
From: Alaska
Started derby: 2012